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September
2004
Crazy caption - Couple |
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your caption to this picture |
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Take
part in our very popular Crazy Caption competition. |
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What
is the couple up to, or perhaps saying, or maybe thinking?
Read
what people think is happening:
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Val:
Darling, a spider just went up your nose!
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Ian
Rowson:
So this is what they mean by a double chin !
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Iain,
Worcester:
Woman: "So, darling....who do you think would win in
a fight between Ian Beale and a Dalek?"
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Michelle
Rayner:
See I can limbo lower than you!
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Conway
Billington:
Gosh - your polygrip sure is strong!
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Gareth
Davies:
your bloody nose stud is stuck in my earring and you think
it's funny
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Frankie:
Yes, that mole is definitely growing a hair
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Sarah:
Help me, my earring is caught on the pillow!
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Badsey,
Worcester:
..."and if I look through this ear, I can see the TV"
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Louise
Conway:
And as Susan leans towards David, he faints at the smell of
her breath.
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Susan:
Suddenly the Β£5 congestion charge seemed great value
after a close encounter on the 7:56 from Bakerloo...
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Snotty,
Worcester:
Woman: "I liked it when you passed your chewing gum into
my mouth!" Man: "That wasn't chewing gum - that
was my broncitis!
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KLUMP,
Hereford:
"Now for that BIG surprise I promised you!!" ...says
the pre-op transexual to 'her' unsuspecting new boyfriend!
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Pete,
Stourport on Severn:
Emma came close to giving her husband the 'kiss of life' but
remembered the endowment policy just in time
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Dave,
Stourport:
I said you needed new batteries for your hearing aid!
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Philip
John Mason:
"Is that a spanner in your pyjamas or are you just pleased
to see me?"
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David
Hamm:
Damn that Superglue!
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Timothy
Wilkins:
I wish she hadn't eaten onions last night
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Verity
Worthington, Bewdley:
I know I'm not meant to touch, but they make these wax models
so lifelike nowadays.
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Tom
Dunem:
shhh! shutup! there's only so much your allowed to know...
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William
Beech:
"Nurse will you give me a kiss?"
"Cheeky monkey I shouldn't even be in bed with you and
besides the doctor will be here soon!"
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Tiffany
Whittington (bubblingbooboo):
JUST PASS ME THE CHEWING GUM,I WANT A LITTLE CHEW NOW!
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Ady,
Leeds:
It would be easier if I could use my hands
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³Υ²Ή±τΓ©°ωΎ±±π:
So, what emergency service do we call when our braces get
entwined?
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Rob:
Julie was about to find out why they called Kevin Mr. Chameleon
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Andrea,
Kidderminster:
It's a close shave but I'm the best a man can get!
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Peter,
Leominster:
He'll kill me when he finds out I'm his long lost sister!
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