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What
are the elephants up to, or perhaps saying, or maybe thinking?
It
could be that you feel they are doing something else?
Here
are the ideas of users of our website:
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JohnGreensmith:
"Have you ever forgotten anything?" "I can't
remember."
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sarah
routly:
"Hey, check out the cute bird behind you mate"
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Tiffany
Whittington:
"Dig deep there is a lucky dip in here some where".
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amanda
miller:
"This needs some flavouring, can you pass the salt please!"
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Paul
Miller:
"Vegetarian diets are all very well and good, but i'd
kill for a nice juicy rump steak right now!"
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simon
miller:
"A girl sure gets lonely on an evening now they've taken
Billy the Bull elephant out of our enclosure dont ya think?"
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susan
miller:
"Be Careful, i'm sure i saw a needle somewhere among
this hay when it got delivered."
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stewart
miller:
"If that keeper of ours sings nellie the elephant one
more time ill wrap my trunk round his neck!"
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Eileen
Thomas, Cradley:
"I told you I hid it under the straw so Junior couldn't
find it Keep looking or I'll be for it when the boss gets
back!"
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Frances
Heaton:
"I hear trunk calls are going up."
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H
Reed:
"I don't get this eating lark - every time I put some
in my mouth it comes out the other end."
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Marie
McClafferty:
"Stop complaining it was your idea to run away and join
the circus."
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Russell
Greeno:
"Phew, it's getting smelly in here..! Where's that bloke
who sweeps up our poo?"
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Samantha
Moore, Worcester:
"If we start digging now I think we can make it to Australia
by the Summer."
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David
Coulthard:
"DID I TELL YOU I WAS ALL SET TO GO ON HOLIDAY TO THE
IVORY COAST BUT THEY STOPPED ME TRAVELLING DUE TO TOO MUCH
EXCESS BAGGAGE WITH MY TRUNK"
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Mrs
Lynn Doe:
"Hey,Have you heard? These hands free mobile phones let
you make 'Trunk' calls and have 'Jumbo' savings."
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Cain
Mosni:
"Why do they alway smake us play "peanut in a haystack"
for the visitors?"
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Brenda
Heads:
"Left foot back quick and its bird for lunch."
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claire
venner:
"hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil but i bet you
sniff alot of evils."
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Claire
Smith:
"Don't move you'll squash it!!"
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jenifer
- mary pettitt:
"Do you remember the old days when we used to make trunk
calls?"
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John
Quickfall:
"Hey how you doin'? You talking to me or the food?"
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jim
friar, Bewdley:
"..so then the airport security said, "Did you pack
this trunk yourself?"
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Chelsea
Carpenter:
"Geez, they actually expect us to eat this.... Yeah they're
real dumbos!"
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mandy
keay:
"Nelly i hope you've remembered to pack your trunk for
our holiday to "Tuskany"...."
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Geri
Laker:
"I'm off on my holidays soon Yes, I thought I saw you
pack your trunk!"
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Marilyn
Graham:
"I hate having to queue for the toilet on weekends."
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Anthony
Martin:
"And your sure you dropped your contact lens here?"
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Gill
Torri:
"Straw? Straw what? Straw you're forgetful as well!!"
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Neil
M:
"We'll go for a dip in the pool after lunch. Better not
forget our trunks though."
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debbie:
"come on hurry up fred we're gonna miss ahmed getting
kicked out of big brother."
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siggi
rutherford:
"this is supposed to keep us fit n healthy, but i could
murder for a burger."
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laura
hall, ledbury:
"reckon that panda is right, we need something more tasty"
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Captain
Cretin, Malvern:
(The smaller one is saying)"The next car to try and squash
me is in for a shock!"
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Charles:
"Straw for tea AGAIN?!? I'd trade my trunk for a nice
kebab!"
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Paula
Hickford:
"Shall we ditch the Hay diet and try Atkins, I'm still
the size of an elephant."
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Debbie
Reed:
"Did you remember to switch the oven off?"
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Teresa
Marshall:
"smile, its that camera with the man attached again"
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Derek:
"This looks like a good spot to dig the escape tunnel
Mabel."
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Sarah
Talbot:
"Do you come to this cafe often?"
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Steve
Randall:
"I keep thinking it's Thursday"
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ValΓ©rie
Ganne:
"Hey, you look frisky this morning!"
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Rob
Falconer:
"So, how was Weightwatchers?"
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ian
green:
"go on, give that bloody bird a headache!"
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Janet
Bennett:
"Keep still, I'm sure that's David Shepherd over there!"
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N.Sinclair:
"I think you can tell I've been using Dove moisturiser
recently."
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Stephen
Catt:
"A little bit of bolognese sauce and this might just
be palatable!!"
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Roger,
Worcester:
"I tell you Nellie, if that pigeon trys swinging on my
tail, I will get cross and throw straw it it's eyes."
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Harry
Prophet:
"Here we go again,I wish I could forget days like this."
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ruby:
"Bob, Where's the loo?"
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Paula
McKerral:
"Hey! I'm John Prescott, I haven't been eating that many
pies, have I?"
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David
Hamm:
"Does my bum look big?"
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Bob,
Pershore:
"I don't remember eating that!"
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mollie
luce, lr broadheath:
"dont you bother to moisturise either."
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sal
hiams, worcester:
"Do you think ive gone a bit heavy handed with my new
mascara?"
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john
clement:
"Does my bum look big in this?"
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kim
smart:
"That`ll teach that scarecrow to frighten the poor wee
bird."
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Adam
unsworth:
"remember your table manners, theres a bird watching
us!"
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Amy
Rohde:
"Here I found the needle."
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Mary
Nielsen, Evesham:
"And they said that we are not having a hot summer, if
that is the case, why has the grass turned to straw!!!"
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John,
Bewdley
"Dont look now but there is a cracking bird behind you
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FIONA:
"NOW I AM GOING TO GET MY OWN BACK ON THIS PIGEON, SEE
HOW HE LIKES IT"
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Clive
Pulley, Droitwich Spa:
"But, will you still love me, when I'm grey and wrinkled?"
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John
Gallagher:
"When I told young Nellie that her new PC would come
with a mouse included, she nearly freaked out."
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Julie
west:
"Very nice of you to invite me to lunch Edna!!"
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Catherine
Williams:
"Frank, that black thing is right behind you, Step on
it!! Argh"
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KATHY
DOWNING:
"I thought it was ostrich that buried their heads in
the sand"
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Ellen,
Bewdley:
"Do I drink through a straw or my trunk?"
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