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Posted by the_roofdog (U9532299) on Friday, 8th May 2009
Q: How do you do a U2 jigsaw?
A: Start with the edge.
Q: Why did Mick Jagger refuse to throw out his sandwich toaster?
A: Because he had sympathy for the breville.
You get the idea...
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Gladys Knight called me from a phone box last night but she had to hang up 'cos the pips were going.
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Worst job in the world? U2's postman - "Where the Streets Have No Name"
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I heard U2's postman still hasn't found what he's looking for.
Bonio's satnav hasn't sold many units TBH...
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, in reply to message 4.
Posted by Cyril Benson in Penrith (U2611279) on Friday, 8th May 2009
I took one of they satnavs apart once, using Bono's manual, "How To Dismantle A Tom-Tom"
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What do you call a man vacuuming with the curtains closed and a bird of prey on each shoulder?
Hawk kestrel man hoovers in the dark.
*Hangs head in shame and leaves the thread*
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I believe Bono's postman is always late...
probably because he wears clogs...
11 O'Clock Clip-Clop.....
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How do you get a bass player to stop playing?
Put some sheet music in front of him.
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How do you count how much swearing there is in a Swedish pop record?
You use an abacus! (Abba / Cuss - sorry, I'll get my coat.....
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