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 |  | We are starting a campaign to find the funniest joke in Coventry and Warwickshire. Whether it's a old gem, a new quip you heard down the pub or a side-splitting line from the playground, we want to hear them. Email your joke to us here and we'll put the entries on the site, so everyone can have a laugh and judge the best for themselves.
The funniest joke we receive will be awarded the accolade of greatest gag and the wit that sent it in will win a pair of tickets to see the hilarious Al Murray at the Warwick Arts Centre on Sunday 1 December at 7.30pm.
Al Murray is a multi-award winning comedian whose gigs sell-out all over the country. By making us laugh you and a friend can see him in his new stand-up show Who Dares Wins for free. His character, The Pub Landlord, is a regular face on British television, notably performing in front of 12 million viewers at The Royal Variety Performance and starring in two series of his acclaimed pub based sit-com Time Gentlemen Please. Talking about his brilliant show a Sunday Times reviewer wrote: "I laughed so much, lager came out of my nose." So, what are you waiting for, email us your side-splitters right now using the contact us link on the left.
ΜύBelow are the entries so far. Even Βι¶ΉΤΌΕΔ WM's Daz Hale has had a go at making us laugh!
Can you do better? Have you got a favourite you think should win from this lot? Email us and let us know.
From Jim Bride, Coventry
Two flies are playing baseball on a saucer. The one hits the ball and it shoots off and wacks the handle. "You'll have to practice and do better than that," the other fly said. "You're playing in the cup next week."
From Anna Cangham, Leamington
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Passion
Passion who?
Just Passion by and thought I'd pop in!
From Daz Hale, Βι¶ΉΤΌΕΔ WM
What's yellow and sings?
Banana mouskouri !!!
Someone called me a pepper pot on the way into work today. I replied "Thanks mate, I'll take that as a condiment!"
From Jenny Jones
The only difference between me and Liz Hurley is 6 pints!
I couldn't sleep when my boyfriend left me - he took the bed!
I was really worried when my liitle dog swallowed a condom. But it was great when he did his business coz it came out ready wrapped in a plastic bag!
One drink gets me really tipsy - usually the 10th!
Me dad spent all day yesterday chasing a daddy-long-legs - then he realised he had a crack in his glasses!
I've lost 16 stone of fat and gristle - I've just got divorced!
ΜύYou can hear more from Daz Hale on Βι¶ΉΤΌΕΔ WM on 94.8, 103.7 and 104FM. Daz Hale is on air on WM Sport Tuesdays 7-10pm and made his stand-up debut on Thursday 10 October at the "comedy kav" in Moseley.
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