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Cartoons, chimps and chemical toilets (23)

The ominous parting words from the various ΒιΆΉΤΌΕΔ bosses have all been the same: β€œHave a good time, of course – but don’t crash the van, right?”

So immense, so space-age, so monstrously horse-powered is our vehicle that it appears any van-related insurance claim would leave the already shaky ΒιΆΉΤΌΕΔ finances on the brink of terminal meltdown.

I don’t like to spread scare stories, but whispers are that one small ding to the front bumper could be enough to force the instant cancellation of the next series of Archery On Ice.

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