Dog Day Afternoon΅.
- 14 May 07, 11:12 PM
΅Yesterday, after I finished my usual Sunday morning show This New day, instead of ascending to the Βι¶ΉΤΌΕΔ canteen for my customary weekend potato bread, bacon and egg breakfast ¨C Gillian McKeith would LOVE me ¨C I got into the car and headed for Tandragee. The reason? To begin filming a new series for Βι¶ΉΤΌΕΔ NI called ΅®Good Dog, Bad Dog΅― which will be on a telly near you later in the year. Now, given the title you΅―d hardly need to be Mastermind champion to work out that this is all about bringing to heel some of our less well behaved canine comrades. As you probably know, I am rather fond of our four legged friends and while this lot range from the cheeky to the downright cantankerous, they΅―re all lovely in their own way, and as far as their behaviour is concerned, the only way is up. There΅―s Oscar the Kerry Blue, Molly the Boxer, Jess the Labrador cross, Tina the Jack Russell, Rudi and Sasha are a miniature Schnauzer and Tibetan Terrier and Roxy, well she΅―s a lurcher of indeterminate origin. I do have a wee favourite already, but it would be very unprofessional at this stage to confess who it is. Mind you, they all make my Ella look like she΅―s graduated from doggy finishing school.
The man expected to work miracles on those who have yet to learn the finer points of puppy poise is dog whisperer Keith Matthews, the Crocodile Dundee of the canine world, with a bit of an Indiana Jones thrown in for good measure. Now, in terms of his methodology I΅―m not saying he΅―s tough, it΅―s just that when he says "sit" you΅―re down on all fours quicker than you can say ΅®Lassie Come Βι¶ΉΤΌΕΔ΅―, and I΅―m not exaggerating when I say that it΅―s the owners who generally come in for a lot more criticism than their wayward mutts. Yesterday was lesson number one, with another five to follow, so it΅―ll be interesting to see who eventually comes out top dog. Woof, woof!
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Did you see that English saddette Anderton in the Sunday Indo's Life magazine down on her hands and knees 'playing ' with 2 Dobies? And pictured showing off her privys?? Sure the only thing Sophie you have going for you is you look a bit like the Corrs esp Sharon and Andrea and the dogs photographed better than you.
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