If Sven quit this morning...
- 26 Jun 06, 11:26 AM
There is so much negative analysis of Englandβs shambolic performance against Ecuador that I am put in mind of all the books on βSven and the art of managementβ that must now, surely, be good for pulping. Hereβs a challenge for fellow Idle Scrawlers β Sven resigns today and, Roy of the Rovers style, you are catapulted into the management role, jetting out the Germany right now. The team is assembled in a hotel meeting room; you have 30 minutes to prepare your strategy to beat Portugal. What do you say? Hereβs what I would say:
βLads β thereβs only two possibilities: either you are a bunch of lazy, overpaid carthorses, or Sven was doing something wrong. I think the latter. That is why I have asked Mr Mclaren also to sling his hook. Look on it as a liberation β youβve got a week to get it right and we are going to start the moment we leave this room. For now β a ten point plan...