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Bee it ever so bumble, there's no place like home

Bee kipping

What do you mean, why am I called Lightyear?

Everyone’s buzzing about it...

Hives? Yeah, I suffer from that too.

I told they couldn’t fly

We’re tired. Buzz off.

Two bee or not two bee?

Just another day waiting for the Queen

Deck, where is thy sting?

Yeah, we bought the deckchairs with our Nectar card

For tonight, I thought we might find a nice bee and bee

They were both exhausted after Deirdre had been deflowered

Β£20 to hire two deckchairs? We've been stung!

Even traffic wardens need a rest sometimes

Cause I don't care too much for honey
For honey can't buy me love

Hive I got news for you

"And on the day of the Titanic's centenary, we'll rearrange these deckchairs."

Clover and clover again they had tried...

Suntrap? I think it's more of a honey trap.

Springwatch on BeeBeeC2 with Kate Bumble.

Yeah, it's a good song they're playing, but wait until you hear the bee side

To bee or not to bee...

The world record holders of the 'Create the most amount of Honey in a day' record take a well earned break...

Hey, they're playing "Honey, honey, honey" by A-Bee-Bee-A

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Apiary is just the bees knees

Jade's Swedish Fairy Godmother had misunderstood her wish for happiness as "I want to be a bee"

Oh, bees are overweight

Polly Nashun and Bee Arthur take 5.

Bee kippers

Wake me up bee fore you go go ...

Bee-decked

This year's Chelsea Flower Show under the microscope.

With feet like that, they'd been banned from the hive for trampling on the flowers

I know we shouldn't be able to fly but we can. I know that these deck chairs shouldn't stay up but they do.

Part of the Government's new campaign to prepare people for triple yellow lines on the roads

Now playing in the West End - The Great Gats-bee.

Prince Harry goes to extreme lengths in his search for a future Queen.

How do we know it's not a sting operation?

Of course we're tired out - we've just run a marathon

Even with twin antennae, they'd given up trying to get any sort of reception on their mobiles

As they heard the horses approaching, they began to wonder if they had misread Trenton Oldfield's memo about a protest at Bee-Chairs Brook

All the hive was allowed a day of rest for their Queen's Diamond Jubilee

Don't Pooh pooh our honey pot.

I told you that nectar had fermented

Phone for an ambulance - someone's just run over them with a quad bike

Bee, movie. Nope, I am a Bee, stationary.

Which just goes to prove you should never sunbathe next to two TV masts

That's Jenny - she's the bee's niece

The campaign against E numbers gets off to a bad start.

Not exactly the most active of activists are they?

We're peace activists, from Greenbees

Does my hum look big in this?

Honey drought hits the UK

The organisers had been worried about terrorists and so had brought along a crack SWAT team

That's the problem with new bees, no stamina.

Severely depressed, they had committed pesticide

We do it like a bee beside the seaside.

They were bee-side themselves

Bee2Bee

Due to the recession, workers had been laid off at the hive

Workers' Playtime

Not waving, but droning

Pollen's a bit high today actually.

Mystery behind missing bees is solved!!

Oy, you miserable pair of loafers - get back to work, or I'll have your stripes!

A pair of zebras catch jaundice

Wake Up. Honey, I've Shrunk Deck Zed's.

I'm overworked - I'm goin' on stripe!

Bee and Bee take some R and R

Severely depressed, they had committed insecticide

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Amanda and Sally came as their favourite pencil...

So what you actually wanted me to find was a bed-and-breakfast?

Trinny. If we're BOTH wearing horizontal stripes over vertical stripes , how is it that you look tall and thin and yet I .... ?

Wasp all this then?

"I'm the bed and she's..."
"No, I'm the bed! You're meant to be the breakfast!!"

Buzz off you Germans with your beach-towels.

Another pint of Waggledance?

Global warming meets genetic engineering to produce the Snuggie Bee.

"It's nice out."
"Yes, well put it away, here comes the park keeper!"

Lazy BEEtnicks

Ok so as the last two left in the country we're worth Β£900,000,000 each to the economy

Bees and quiet.

Scientists discover bee numbers not dropping, simply just lazy

"Blessed are the honeymakers: for they shall be called the saviours of the economy."
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It was nice of them to provide a chair whilst we wait to post the next comment said Flora beacon and Balfor coren I wonder how Fern coolbra's getting round the change in rules

The elaborately planned waggle dance ruse was a success, leaving the two best deckchairs free for the taking

You wait all day for one buzz, then along comes two!

While they were sleeping, Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet very very carefully, and surprisingly skilfully, removed all the honeycomb that surrounded them..

Staycation bees comfortably await pollen forecast.

Checks into whether the rabbit needs to run and farmer does indeed have his gun are launched after busy bee myth disproved

I'm exhausted just waiting for the 10 minute rule to expire

The moment he heard singing behind him, one of the Slack Eyed Bees pressed his button and turned his chair around

Bee Decked

You wait ages for a buzz and then two arrive at the same time...

I'd been leaning on a lamp-post watching the world go by,
Oh bee, oh my...

Shades of George Formby

Bzzzzzz Bzzzzzz Bzzzzzz Bzzzzzz

Bee-witched, bee-wildered, and Bee-dazzelled

I'm glad we sent the kids out for the pollen.