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If the Swedes could see this, they'd ABBA fit

Mama Mia, here we go again

Abba dabba doo!

Favourite pop group? Let's have a straw poll.

Well, it might scare the Byrds

Bjorn to be mild?

Well, it started out as a tribute to "The Wizard of Oz," but I couldn't find any red shoes

It's our cunning plan for getting them back on the farm once they've seen gay Paris...

This moment brought to you by Tractor Supply Company

After the Best Pumpkin had been judged, there were four contendors for Best Swede

Hay Jude...

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Mannequin After Midnight)

The cover of their new album, "ABBA sings the Worzels"

Has anyone seen Fernando?

And later, Elizabeth Windsor will be along to perform "Dancing Queen"

Benny had drawn the short straw this time

The group was facing outward as the creator just couldn't get Agnetha's rear right

I always knew that my love for ABBA would scare the birds off

And remember, fans, no tributes with lighters

Oh Aunt Sally, I've forgotton where I puts my music head so I've had to use this swede.

The group had put on weight and was known as the "Flab Four"

Hey Rick! Is that you?

Hay all your love on me

The flower-pot was there for Bill and Ben, plus The Little Swede

Gerard Depardieu Swede on the plane

The girls were not so sure about Stig's booking this time

Moody Blues looking their age

Recalling the days when ABBA were outstanding in their field

They may not scare many crows but they certainly frighten lovers of music.

For the sheep-reading community, the band was renamed BAABAA

Today we'll be performing covers of The Black Crowes, The Lightning Seeds and Fields of the Nephilim.

No not waterloo, I said I need a portaloo

Mummy Mia

Due to their advancing years, the band was known as "Super Drooper"

Abba, out on bale.

And I guess that's why they call it the blues......

Bjorn was miffed that the scarecrow looked prettier than he did

But what if they take our legs off and throw them over there?

Blue Swede Shoes

Top of the Crops

For the judges, it was a case of

Blue Swede Choose

Last of the Summer Whine

I'm glad they put that sign up, I thought it was Will and Kate's wedding.

Thankfully, for the less astute among the Scarecrow community, the band had a big blue sign so everyone knew who they were..

Bjorn thinks we are going to win the X Factor. I think we are stuffed.

Not so much a crop circle, more a cr*p circle.

When the crowds had all gone there was work to be done they still had to take their Stock holm

The Whiner Takes it All

The NHS was campaigning for blood donors of a very rare blood group

Bjorn and Benny objected to being called stuffed shirts by the girls, when it was evident Anna-Frid had been padding her bra all this time.

Dunno about the crows but I'm having my very own Depardieu moment here......

Luckily Frida found some very pretty fabric in the market for 99p a metre so the comeback tour cost less than anticipated.

If ABBA had used their surnames instead, they would have been ULAF

they aren't Swedes they are turnips

Unfortunately, the O2 was already booked for that night ...

That's the last time I buy a second hand combine harvester from the small ads in the NME.

But why should the residents of Kettlewell worry so much about crows on their pavements?

Abba were desperate to headline in Glastonbury 2012.

As in "The Wizard of Oz," Agnetha was searching for some brains

no hay a quien culpar (the most least known ABBA song honest)

Farmer Palmer says, "Get orff moy baand."

They were all getting on a bit so the waterproof stage covering was a sensible investment.

Mowing Me, Mowing You

Eurovision for Dummies

The group began their act with a rendition of "I've got a brand-new combine harvester"

And this years X Factor winners are..............

ABBA does country music

And here's a song you all Know from our 1978 Classic The Album 'I'm a marrionette'

Despite the looting, ABBA played on - with the help of a coupe of milk crates!!

Apparently, it's not the dummies, but the music that scares off the birds

Despite the looting, ABBA played on - with the help of a couple of milk crates!!

The plastic sheeting had been put down in case Gerard Depardieu put in an appearance

The music wasn't great but as scarecrows they were number 1

And you say a crop circle magically appeared overnight?

I Have A Dream ................... to one day make it into the field (aka Glastonbury)

"And when we want people to leave we play a tape of Pierce Brosnan singing."

Waterloo ???

Make your mind up luv !!!

Do you want a drink or the lav?

Benny: "If nobody turns up to see us soon, I'm gonna bale !!!"

Hens were to be the judges on Yorkshire's very own "The Eggs Factor"

And for our next song, we're going to do a cover of When I'm Feeling Blue

See mum! See dad! And you said a degree in Media Studies was a waste of time!

ABBA tribute band laid back over Rolling Stone guest appearance

Madame Tussauds Yorkshire could only be described as disappointing.

Never had the lyrics sounded truer
Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa)
We just have to face it, this time we're through

Waterloo, sang the band. Yes to the first part, said Depardieu, but no to the second.

"Eurovision venues have certainly improved over the last 30 years!"

Tour ends November 5th...

Roger's love for Abba just seemed to scare the birds away.

And the concert tonight will be followed by skeet shooting and cow tipping

"That's the last straw!" screamed Bjorn.

After the success of Katie Melua's "Live at the O2 Arena," ABBA bring out a new live album, "ABBA at The Pavement, Kettlewell"

"This gig is for the birds"

ABBA's songs are what so many had said - just plastic sheet music

The ploy worked, as the birds ate the scarecrows, not the crops - "Gnawing Me, Gnawing You"

"That's another fine Kettle(well) of fish you've got us in"

The plan backfired when Farmer Giles' crops fell prey to earworm.

The prize was a chance to sell your own fruit and vegetables - "The Winner Takes a Stall"

"I'm just here for the glogg"

ABBA cadaver

Ladies and Gentlemen, the harvest working band in show biz - ABBA