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The Olympic Committee regretted building the gymnasium close to so many low bridges

Harper's Island, series two, now it's personal.

Anne Boleyn decides to make the occasion a bit special

Final Destination 2012

A small shaving nick wasn't going to stop Svetlana from entering

London 2012 to be sponsored by a well known shampoo brand.

The 1789 Olympics were held in Paris

It's meant to be an allegory of the Labour Party, basically red, legless and with no discernible head.

No, no, you misunderstood when I said "Let's head off to the Olympics"

Poor Luciana hadn't realised the key on her necklace was still in the locker

Having flown Ryanair for the first time, Olga was still waiting for the baggage handlers to find the rest of her hold luggage.

Sophia still performed, although the Mafia insisted on certain conditions

Gertrude would sadly never get a-head of the competition.

Somewhere nearby, Damien Hirst was taking notes.

But Natasha had been warned about English spectators throwing beer-cans

Derren Strikes Again!

Some of these captions were so funny, the gymnast laughed her head off

Damien Hirst's latest piece, dedicated to the 2012 Games and suspended in formaldehyde, was somewhat controversial, if not tasteless.

Exit visas had become easier to obtain, so long as you had something to return home for.

OK, who's been sharpening the poles again?

It was at this point that Olga realised just how much her feet smelt

That annoying bit of black fluff was still stuck under her toe-nail

Gymnasts from the Galapagos Islands found to have an unusual startle reflex.

The Headless Horseman claims another victim: in return for the fact that the o2 Dome was constructed on the site of his grave.....

mind your head if you want to fit in the picture

Svetlana only competed on the floor events as she didn't have a head for heights

I don't think gym'll fix this!

take the head of a chichen and it runs away, do the same to a gymnast and look what happen

Beth went to pieces during her floor routine.

My head bone's connected to my toe bone,
Now hear the word of the Lord!

There can be only one!

Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod

GymNasty

Not bad, Dr Frankenstein, but aren't we forgetting something?

if you are well connected enough to float in the air, you do not really need a head

Hitler began to regret replacing Leni Riefenstahl on "Triumph of the Will" with George A. Romero

Pity, if she'd only managed another 14cm she'd have won the Worthing Birdman contest.

Blimey, what the heck is in that vodka?

Ingrid was known as the Headless Norsewoman

And in the finishing straight it's Olga and Svetlana, and Olga wins by a head.

"Now where's my Gymnastic head", said Worzell

You needn't have bothered, Svetlana - they don't base the sex tests on the amount of facial hair

Its amazing what MPs could claim on expenses, even if they had to give some of it back..

At the next Olympics, perhaps we'll move the discus-throwing to a separate stadium

The results of prolonged exposure to mobile phones was starting to become apparent...

The legs from a gazelle, the arms of a gorilla, and the head of a ... whoops!

Wow! That was some sneeze!

The judges could see that her heart was in it, but her head was elsewhere.

And this is what happens when you ignore those height restriction signs at Disneyland.

Kevin lost his job at Bungee Busters when he attached the rope to the wrong end.

Slowly the murk cleared, and the divers had a clear view of the Sicilian coast

Gloria had followed her friend's advice on how to get rid of a headache - open the window and put your head out, then close the window and put your head out again. And yes, the pane had indeed gone.

What worried Gloria most was what she was going to do with her collection of designer hats

It was that dream again, of the sleepy hollow and Ichabod Crane that always happened when the horse was on her mind

Stacey's background in ballet was certainly impeding her progress in the hurdles.

Well, there's no place for having your head tucked under your arm in modern paranormal olympics

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She was determined to get a head this year

I don't really think the term 'Paralympics' refers to Paranormal Olympics

Shoulders above the rest

All that surgery, and now they tell her that Limbo isn't going to be an Olympic event.

Well, I'll have a look at the rules and regulations, but I don't think there's anything specifically against it ...

Royal Ballet performs Live and Let Die

Kelly thought her special Hallowe'en routine had gone particularly well.

The Queen of Hearts claims another victim, film at 11

Gazuntite!

I think you'll find that being disqualified, after that kind of dismount, is a no-brainer..

Mannequin to be remade by Rob Zombie

Channelling her inner Marie Antoinette was no mean feat

"And even with that stunning performance it seems she just can't get ahead..."

Bitter Gaby Logan gets busy with the cheese wire.

Sorry, you're out. You don't match your photo ID.

After years of rhythmic gymnastics and swinging a hoop around her neck, the inevitable happened.

Some of the other athletes snidely suggested that Gymnastics was a pretty brainless activity..

Beaking News... Olympic gymnast caught short!

As the girls huddled closer around the bonfire, the story of the black velvet ribbon was reaching its climax...

It was all going so well, and then she just lost her head.

Kill Bill - the Olympic edition

Olga regretted taking the obligatory "welcome home" tour in the open-top bus

If man were asked to design the perfect woman

By the look of it, it wasn't only her face that she shaved too close

Look, I know some people will find this new diet a bit tough, but it works..

A great run, nearly flawless, but she failed to clear that last swinging blade.

Commenting on the Gymnatics at the O2 Gabby Logan was quick to add "Don't try this at home"

And you will stay here and train until you learn to eat all your greens..

The Olympic Committee decides to stick with doves in 2012 - vultures were not the success they had hoped for

Heads rolled as she failed to score a perfect 10

Mrs Oddjob was ecstatic her divorce papers had finally come through.

Don't worry, a pair of shoulder pads and a loud scarf and no one will even notice.

The PE teacher made Jenny wear the velour leotard from lost property as punishment for forgetting her head.

The England team had told Olga that bobbing for piranhas was a popular English pastime

Doing the Hokey Cokey was never going to be the same again..........

Head of a very small panda, body of an oven ready chicken. Genetic engineering comes to gymnastics

On the plus side, my dandruff's gone

Note to self - the next time I have an Indian head massage, check the masseur's not s Thuggee first

"It's not too bad, but I have real difficulty keeping my glasses on."

Coach is a bit tough, isn't he?

Tatiana was bankrupt - although a great gymnast, she had no head for business

Note to self - the next time I have an Indian head massage, check the masseur's not a Thuggee first

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Being born without a neck had its consequences.

So you used to be a wedding photographer?