Paper Monitor
A service highlighting the riches of the daily press.
Defection, itβs the name of the game today.
But before Mr Grade makes a call which cannot be refused (Note to MG: Address is the.magazine@bbc.co.uk, please make your subject line "Lucre"), Paper Monitor will eschew the delights of the newspapers and instead defect to bring you a round-up of nuggets from the outer reaches of the ΒιΆΉΤΌΕΔ's very own websites!
From the ΒιΆΉΤΌΕΔ Weather Centre, whatβs the forecast forβ¦ picking a place at randomβ¦ Ashby de la Zouch? Itβs a mixed bag today in Adrian Moleβs hometown, with lightning, thunder clouds AND sunshine on the cards.
Seeking a diversion while supping a scalding Nescafe from its checked Thermos, Paper Monitor logs onto the CBeebies site to play the Koala Brothersβ game. Can Frank and Buster pick up the parcels dropped when the postbag came apart while delivering mail to the homestead?
Left a bitβ¦
β¦ ah - got one! Right againβ¦
β¦ well, about half ended up smashed on the parched earth of the Outback. Never mind.
And in , a spin of the mouse picksβ¦ Yemen at random. What factoids can Paper Monitor pick up about the reputed home of the Queen of Sheba? Fancy that, βthe custom of chewing the narcotic plant khat in the afternoons is still widely observedβ.
And in Paper Monitorβs stablemate, the Editorsβ blog, a pun worthy of Punorama - Grade expectations.
Enough of this. Itβs so long from Paper Monitor, and itβs auf wiedersehen, good night from Michael Grade.